Groundchuck & Dirtbag Groundchuck & Dirtbag is far from the flashiest card to slap in the command zone, but it has a fundamentally green flavor: Its a big creature that enables bigger plays, whether you open a portal to Magics greatest foe or summon eldritch horrors from beyond reality
In a creature heavy deck this is usually going to put a card into your hand
But in its heyday around 2006, this little artifact combined the novelty and build-around potential of the Hondens with the killing power of a bona fide Pro Tour contender as the centerpiece of blue-red Owling Mine
The main gameplay loop is about establishing early board presence with supportive glimmers, then leveraging Sapphires resource tools to unleash mid- to high-cost characters that snowball Lore quickly
Those overseeing the event received a specially stamped Staff print
If you have to Force of Will every threat they cast, youll run out of gas really quickly